Zachary Gorsuch Presents: A Few Sweet Nothings, Just for You…


Top Five: Things that make more sense than the BCS…
January 22, 2008, 10:31 pm
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5) Quantum Physics – The really hard kind…oh yeah, and rocket science…I think that’s pretty hard too.

4) The Name: “Pacman” – I mean, the game was cool and everything, but once you start shooting people, doesn’t it just seem a little silly?

3) The Human Appendix – Seriously, what the hell is that thing for? It’s about as useful as…..oh yeah, the BCS.

2) Terrell Owens Weeping – Wow, what a Tearful Objective for the controversial wide-receiver. Somewhere, Jeff Garcia is laughing himself to death.

1) 20 Points – Yep, that’s how many the SLU Men’s basketball team scored against George Washington in their conference opener. Did coach Rick Majerus forget he was supposed to have 5 guys on the floor? Either way, this is yet another reason why the great city of St. Louis will never acquire an NBA team. I think I could live with that if college football found a way to implement a playoff system. Until then…


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